So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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