so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We’re leaving where are you
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