he shaved USA in his pubs
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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