Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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