Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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