are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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