About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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