And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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