Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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