Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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