Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's never too late to be topless.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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