I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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