I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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