the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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