1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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