he thought i was a dude.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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