she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
