My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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