he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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