I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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