But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
