You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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