How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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