today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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