I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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