when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he shaved USA in his pubs
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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