i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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