OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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