god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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