well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
