Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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