Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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