YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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