People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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