woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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