it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I love having hate sex.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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