just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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