If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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