So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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