Whod you bang
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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