Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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