Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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