member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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