Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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