5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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