just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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