We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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