doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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