Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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