She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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