Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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