I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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