Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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