Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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