Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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