He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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